What's a girl to do? Don't mind my messy room...I'm in a hurry. It was an impulsive decision to get my ass out on a friday night - well sat 1 am. Geeez I only got 2 hours to party! Ok I have time to smile for you peeps... now let me tell you what it takes to somehow look human.First off, I gotta run to the shower. Don't push you're luck, you ain't seeing this part!
Next, I gotta say "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?"
Putting on make up is a pain in the ass. But then again, I can't go out looking like an "Auntie", or look like an over made-up Lady Boy.
I never fail to try on several outfits to hide my fat. Why did I forget to go on a diet and exercise ugh!! While grunting to myself, I pull out one dressy outfit ... check how I look ... then change my mind ... then go try on another... by the time I decide what to wear, I'm exhausted. I need a quick shower. What pain! I need a fairy godmother to give me a model stick-figure, damn.
Ok so I finally decide what to wear .. it's about time, thank god! It's 1.45am, better late than latER. Time to P-A-R-T-Y!
But before heading out the door, one last obstacle is slapped to my face... I NEVER HAVE THE RIGHT SHOES TO WEAR!!! Aiyoooooooo!
Pfffffttttt!~
1 comment:
well i have the same problem babe!! that's the nature of being a wearman~
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