Unforwarded Chain Letter

Facebook's fun but it’s got a lot of applications I choose to ignore...and I'm a delinquent reader when it comes to the stuff people send me. My photographer friend sent me something that caught my eye..due to the fact that indeed it is something to reflect on. There's NO WAY I'm indulging myself with this chain letter by forwarding it to people I know so that my wish would come true as I have been wishing for Ricky "He Bangs" Martin he's still yet to come to SIngapore! To amuse myself ... below are my thoughts.

U KNOW U LIKE SOMEONE WHEN.....

17 You look at their profile constantly.
~ WELL IT IS TRUE IF HE DID ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING IN HIS PROFILE!

16 When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
~ I DON'T TALK TO "THEM" ON THE PHONE..SO HOW? wow "THEM" huh

15 You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.
~ I'M A SUCKER...I KEEP THE MESSAGES AND NEVER DELETE THEM EVEN IF MY INBOX IS FULL

14 You walk really slow when you're with them.
~ I'M NOT LONG LEGGED, GIVE ME A BREAK!

13 You feel shy whenever they're around.
~ I'M NOT SHY, JUST DON'T WANNA SAY MUCH SINCE I DON'T WANT TO BURP ACCIDENTALLY, PLUS I DON'T WANNA PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH SAYING MY USUAL GIBBERISH

11 When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.
~ OH I THOUGHT I JUST HAVE A SIMPLE CASE OF HEART BURN DUE TO ... OVEREATING...

10 You smile when you hear their voice.
~ I ALSO DO THE SAME WHEN I SEE AN AWESOME PAIR OF SHOES! MUST BE LOVE..

9 When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him.
~ NO COMMENT...PERIOD

8 You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
~ OMG... THIS IS NOT THE REASON I LISTEN TO IL DIVO AND ANDREA BOCELLI EVERY MORNING! I'M GOING BACK TO MY "IRRESISTIBLE AND KARMA" ANTHEM THEN! GOSH

7 They're all you think about.
~ THIS TELLS ME I SHOULD GET A LIFE...HOW MANY MEN IS THIS REFERRING TO? KEEPS ON SAYING "THEY"

6 You get high just from their scent.
~ I GOT A COLD SO I RELY ON MY MY NATURAL HIGH, THANK YOU

5 You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
~ I'M CLUELESS...SORRY NOT APPLICABLE

4 You would do anything for them, just to see them.
~ ... YA OK TRUE TRUE TRUE BUT I REFUSE TO IRON NOR CLEAN

3 While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
~ HELLOOOOOO THE WRITER KEPT ON SAYING "THEY"

2 You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing
~ I WAS TOO BUSY THINKING WHY I BOTHER COMMENTING ON THIS

1 You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.
~ NOT REALLY, AS I'M GLAD IT'S DONE AND OVER WITH

Christmas Eve Happenings

Let's be alone TOGETHER shall we?

SingTel presents Get Merry With Ferry

Christmas and New Year's Eve Street Carnival

Play.Boy Xmas @ Thumper!

White Christmas with hedkandi @ MOS

Christmas @ GOTHAM

I Lost My MOJO

HELLO who picked mine up by mistake?!

Unreal as it may sound, I just found that I do have my bad mood. I usually laugh at anything, and genuinely believe that a day without laughter is a day not lived. I smile generously at the tiniest hint of kindness and a whiff of sincere humanity.

Today, I woke up with my heart beating so fast it seemed like something bad was going to happen. I HATE HAVING THIS WOMAN'S INSTINCT thing bugging me when I don't have the faintest clue what it is I'm supposed to be worried about.

Tragedy did strike me, this feeling seems familiar. Awe c'mon! Here I go again - I lost my MOJO! I asked myself WHYYYYYY?... Why WHAAAAAAAT?! Ask me what's wrong I'll say nothing, coz there's really nothing!

OH MAN! Now I know what happened, I WOKE UP ... when I wanted my dream to never ever end! The question is ... who's the culprit that POKED me?! And what was my dream again grrrrrrrrrr?

My Awakening...

It's been 3 months since my last post. Where have I been?!

I was recently reprimanded by my addicted to Karachi friend Woodsy to update my blog, reminding me that I have one ... somewhere. After a few attempts, I finally got the password right. Wella! Here I am.

To kick off my post for this week, please indulge me by sharing with you my first lust errr, LOVE I mean. Ok I'm sure that Woodsy and all my guy friends wouldn't be smiling about this BUT I'M POSTING IT ANYWAY!!!

This is a tribute to the man I had a crush on for years, my ONE, my ONLY . . . who made me loca . . .

RICKY MARTIN!!

I first set my eyes on him during his MENUDO days. Check this out w00t w00t! OK laugh all you want, I'm crazy! OOooH LaLa even at 10 years old I know a hot stud when I see one.

Watching him shake his bon bon never fails to make my jaw drop.




Now that he's all grown up, he is hotter than ever especially in this commercial ... tastefully naked.
Oh yes! NAKED :)

OK, back to work...
THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY!
OOOH! Feelin HOT HOT HOT!

Conversations...

The Mastah and the Spawn …

Mastah:
So, are you enjoying yourself in your casual environment?

Spawn:
Yes but its getting quite lonely, I have been single for 2 years.

Mastah:
But consider that if you were tied with someone (and you have been tied for a considerable number of years)... 2 years isn't too long.

Mastah:
Loneliness is relative. Lonely doesn't mean being alone.

Spawn:
Ahhhhhhhhhh yes but i miss having some sort of connection with someone…

Mastah:
Connection is relative... Connect on what?

Sex can be great, but emotions may be blech. Emotions may be great, but sex may be blech.

IF it hits you, you wouldn't even know what to call it... And it all happens at the same time --- physical excitement, emotional excitement and even a spiritual thing.

Mastah:
And it's not even called an orgasm.

Then what do you call it?